A guy died and was sent to hell. Satan met him and showed him the doors of three rooms. He said that he had to choose one to spend his eternity in the first room.
People were standing on the spot where dog poop piled up to their necks. The man said, "no, let me see the other room in the second room. People were standing on their noses.
Finally, Satan said no, Satan opened it When the door came to the third room, people were standing there, defecating up to their knees, drinking coffee, eating Danish pastry, and the guy said, "I'll pick this room." Satan said that, and he started to leave. Then he waded in and started pouring coffee when he went out. Satan yelled, "OK, coffee break time, everyone's upside down.
Grandfather Hodge is the most popular sage in the village, because he speaks and does things with great philosophy. Everyone calls him grandfather wisdom. One day, a man rushed to find the wise grandfather and said, "grandfather, I have a message to tell you.
Wait a minute. Grandfather Hodge stroked his beard and cut him short. Have you screened the news?" Tell me three sieves with three sieves.
Which three sieves? The man asked doubtfully that the first sieve was the truth. The news you want to tell me is true. Grandpa Hodge asked, squinting my eyes.
I don't know, because I lifted it from the street. Now let's check it with the second sieve, and then he said, if the news you tell me is not true, it should be a friendly man He hesitated and said, "no, grandfather Hodge interrupted him again just now, so let's use the third sieve to tell me that if this news excites you, it's very important but not so important man. When he answers, grandfather Hodge slaps the man on the shoulder and says meaningfully, now this news will tell me that it's not true, it's not friendly, it's not important Please don't tell me, so that you won't be in trouble.
I fell down with that man, and I never heard from the top of my head again.
&&&Mom: do you like strawberry milkshakes? Daughter: dear mother: let's have a strawberry milkshake. What materials do we need? Mom: ready made juice, milk, ice cream and strawberries. Suggestion: ready, Mom: Yes, first the washed strawberries, then the strawberries, milk, juice into the ice cream machine, turn on the juice machine, and finally put a strawberry milkshake on the plate to enjoy the delicious strawberry milkshake: it has been asked to make it before you can taste it.
Mother: Yes, it's delicious. Its son and daughter: Yes, it's very delicious.